Politics?
My my, it’s been a long time since I was last here. Longer than a 30cm ruler, that’s for sure. Possibly longer than a yardstick as well, but I’m not really up for proving that right now.
So anyway, all I’ve been hearing about recently is something to do with “politics”. I assume it’s a misspelling of the term, “polytick”, which is a digitally rendered parasite. I could be wrong, however. I’ve not really delved into what’s causing all these polyticks to suddenly get everyone talking.
Although now that I think about it, there have been three names mentioned above all else. Gordon Brown, David Cameron and Nick Clegg. One can only assume that these are the chief polyticks, battling for reign over their followers. Voting is being talked about a lot too, you see. Personally, I have no idea what their differences are, beyond that they presumably look different. I doubt they’d smell different, as digital images don’t tend to have a smell. Who can say?
That’s about all the information I have gathered from the likes of Facebook and Twitter. I don’t find it particularly interesting, but I thought I’d better alert you all of what is seemingly a large topic at the moment. I’ll be sure to keep you posted on which “MP” (Marvelous Polytick) gains leadership.
