Anger Management
Hey, you there. Yes, with the sunhat on.
WHY ARE YOU WEARING A SUNHAT.
It’s freezing, wear a woolen hat that makes you look stupid, not an ironic hat of injustice. You mumper.
Deary me, what are we going to do with you? I dare say we hang you by the ankles and throw pancakes at you, but the police wouldn’t like that. Hmm. This is a problem. What if you simply fell over on your face? That would please me. Yes.
In fact, why don’t you fall over more often? It’s very funny when people fall over, and you love making me laugh, so why, hmmmm?
Gracious. I need to take to the streets of 15th century Venice to vent my anger, mebereckonin’.
