Quintumply: So yeah, I made a new blog today.
Officer Prickle: Oh aye? Whussat about then?
Quintumply: I dunno, really. I'm just gonna post a bunch of stuff and see what happens. There's not a huge deal of thought going into this, really.
Officer Prickle: M'wife's blog is all about desks.
Quintumply: Is there much demand for that?
Officer Prickle: Certainly, m'boy. For a start, IKEA learned all about furniture from th'wife. She's the expert in desks, office chairs and coasters. Tha's right.
Quintumply: Coasters? That's not furniture.
Officer Prickle: ARE YOU QUESTIONIN' M'WIFE'S LIFE WORK, BOY? I CAN HAVE YOU LOCKED UP BY MORNIN, SUNSHINE.
Quintumply: Why am I talking to you?